I have no name. 15. Virginia Beach. I have no life, if we are being honost. I accomplish nothing. I love soup, Pop Punk, hot tea, and my girlfriend<3 I wanna be a troll when i grow up.

 

putridsexobject:

Ghost Mice- Free Pizza for Life.

but I guess we took it a little too far,
cause you ended up doing some time,
when they slammed the door to your cell,
I swear I heard you yell,
free pizza for life!”

luckyfajita:

No foolin’_Unicorn meat is real!
14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience
Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland
Okay for real:you can’t eat this. It’s a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can

luckyfajita:

No foolin’_Unicorn meat is real!

  • 14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience
  • Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland
  • Okay for real:you can’t eat this. It’s a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can

The next time my girlfriend is naked in my room…

I’m gunna take a picture of her butt and post it on tumblr. it’s not like i know any of you right? she has the cutest butt though.

for most, you never really see the sunrise as much as the sunset. 

for most, you never really see the sunrise as much as the sunset.